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Maybe I’m the crazy one…
When I got up yesterday it was 5 degrees out. That’s Farenheit, the Celsius conversion is -15 in case you’re wondering. I packed the extra warm gear for running because I thought, “Just in case”. By the time I got to work it was a balmy 8 F. The outlook was not good. When lunch […]
What Would Richard Simmons Write?
My awesome friend Mary Cain from The Write Way had me do a guest post on her blog. Mary is incredibly talented and was very gracious in asking me to do this spot. I hope you can take the time to head over there and check it out. I attempt to answer the eternal question […]
I’m a NaNoWriMo Loser (And That’s Okay).
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November is the month many exciting things happen. My wedding anniversary, birthdays for two of my kids, Thanksgiving, Movember, and more. But as a writer, one of the coolest things about November is NaNoWriMo, or for the acronym-averse among us, National Novel Writing Month. The idea is simple. Write…
I Kick Puppies for Fun
Satire and sarcasm. It seems that not everybody got the joke yesterday. I thought I would be a lot further along in my life as a writer before I had to explain to people what satire is and how to recognize it. Sometimes writers use sarcasm and satire to point out absurdities that they notice. […]
This is part three of the Take My Gallbladder Please story. I had surgery for the first time in my life. I was in a lot of pain, but it was a good recovery pain. I had to get my gallbladder removed after it was determined that I had a large number of gallstones. Not […]
This is part two of the Take My Gall Bladder Please story. So it is a very weird thing being on a diet, especially when it’s a forced diet. It forces one to take a very different view point of the world when going about something as simple as buying lunch. When I learned that […]
Take My Gall Bladder… Please
There is something that I have wanted to write about for a while now. I want to tell you about my first time. No, not that first time, nobody needs to hear about that. I want to tell you about my first time in an ambulance. It has been said that there […]
Safe for work, I promise
If you were searching for “nude penisman” and came across my post, I’m sorry you probably didn’t get what you were searching for. As a self-imposed challenge that came about from a post by the hilarious Lucy’s Football, I am writing a post that will use the phrase “nude penisman” as gratuitously as possible. If […]