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Maybe I’m the crazy one…

When I got up yesterday it was 5 degrees out. That’s Farenheit, the Celsius conversion is -15 in case you’re wondering. I packed the extra warm gear for running because I thought, “Just in case”. By the time I got to work it was a balmy 8 F. The outlook was not good. When lunch […]

What Would Richard Simmons Write?

My awesome friend Mary Cain from The Write Way had me do a guest post on her blog. Mary is incredibly talented and was very gracious in asking me to do this spot. I hope you can take the time to head over there and check it out. I attempt to answer the eternal question […]

I’m a NaNoWriMo Loser (And That’s Okay).

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November is the month many exciting things happen. My wedding anniversary, birthdays for two of my kids, Thanksgiving, Movember, and more. But as a writer, one of the coolest things about November is NaNoWriMo, or for the acronym-averse among us, National Novel Writing Month. The idea is simple. Write…

I Kick Puppies for Fun

Satire and sarcasm. It seems that not everybody got the joke yesterday. I thought I would be a lot further along in my life as a writer before I had to explain to people what satire is and how to recognize it. Sometimes writers use sarcasm and satire to point out absurdities that they notice. […]


One of the things that has been a part of my life since before I can remember is baseball. Some of my earliest and favorite memories are going to baseball games with my family. We would always get there early and tailgate. We would then stay for a good part of if not the whole […]

Being Better

           This is part three of the Take My Gallbladder Please story. I had surgery for the first time in my life. I was in a lot of pain, but it was a good recovery pain. I had to get my gallbladder removed after it was determined that I had a large number of gallstones. Not […]

Forced Diets

This is part two of the Take My Gall Bladder Please story. So it is a very weird thing being on a diet, especially when it’s a forced diet. It forces one to take a very different view point of the world when going about something as simple as buying lunch. When I learned that […]

Take My Gall Bladder… Please

      There is something that I have wanted to write about for a while now. I want to tell you about my first time. No, not that first time, nobody needs to hear about that. I want to tell you about my first time in an ambulance. It has been said that there […]

Safe for work, I promise

If you were searching for “nude penisman” and came across my post, I’m sorry you probably didn’t get what you were searching for. As a self-imposed challenge that came about from a post by the hilarious Lucy’s Football, I am writing a post that will use the phrase “nude penisman” as gratuitously as possible. If […]