Category Politics

I Have a Question for You

Well… it’s really 5 questions, and it’s not the same questions for everybody. It’s 5 questions based on who you are supporting or voting for in the upcoming presidential election. I’ve made no secret of who I am voting for and it’s really no secret which way my political leanings lie at every level of […]

Dear HuffPo… I’m Breaking Up With You

Dear Huffington Post, I’m breaking up with you. I know. You’re great, and we had some fabulous times together. I mean, you never published any of my stuff, but that’s okay. I read your stuff. You gave me more stuff. I clicked your links, I shared your links. Other people read them. It was a […]

The Way Forward

Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame, With conquering limbs astride from land to land Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame Is the imprisoned lightning, and her name Mother of Exiles. From her beacon-hand Glows world-wide welcome; her mild eyes command The air-bridged harbor […]

Dear Congress

Dear Congress,         Please feel free to gently exfoliate the inside of your respective rectums with a spiked mace. Due to the Government shutdown I encourage you to share the same mace, in an effort to save money. An example of such a mace can be seen below.        (Image from At […]